I have a new assistant.
With proper training maybe he can help with some of the work around here.
The pencil is intriguing, and there's a mountain of paperwork to go with it.
Or maybe it's the phone.
I hate phone calls. Any help with this would save me hours and hours of precious time.
And then there's the yarn.
There's always plenty of work in the yarn department. Wind, dye, knit, repeat is my mantra.
The yarn may be a good fit for him.
If nothing else, he will provide hours and hours of entertainment.
His job title? Playful distraction.